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Jakes Dick

This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)
Jakes Dick does not exist
by iiKillerQueenxX October 13, 2016
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james dick

To take a solid shit, and fuck (prarie dog) a girls pussy (or ass) with it.
My girlfriend was being a bitch, so I james dicked her.
by Bitterman-God December 28, 2007
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James Dick

A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,
"Oh, he's got a James Dick
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Dick James

n. - Richard D. James. see Aphex Twin
Hear the new Dick James? Fucking slams.
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dick jokes

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When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad
John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
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dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.
We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.
by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010
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