Jajit
Jajit by Jonny Longhair April 3, 2011
Words you can keep
Jagjit
The most genuine person you’ll ever meet. Extremely funny, you’ll laugh every second you are with a Jagjit. Very loyal and caring. Jagjit is the best friend everyone wishes they had. Quite charming. Amazing eyes, incredibly sexy and great in bed
Jagjit is my best friend
Jagjit by Sweet peax August 1, 2020
Janitor Rage
Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.
Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.
New Janitor: Why's that?
Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.
New Janitor: Damn...
New Janitor: Why's that?
Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.
New Janitor: Damn...
Janitor Rage by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013
janitza
Janitza is a girl who's smile lights up the whole room. Wherever she goes, she's constantly cheering people up and spreading positive vibes. She is one of the sweetest, most caring and beautiful people you'll ever meet in your life time. once you meet her, you'll never wanna let go. shes always doing cute things just to put a smile on her friends face, she'll text you goodmorning, you'll wake up to a paragraph explaining how much you mean to her and she'll just do everything and anything in her power to make her friends smile. She's extremely popular, so if your lucky enough to become friends, don't even let go. You'll have silly photo shoots, have late night talks and even drive to chickfila and Starbucks. When youre down, when your mom makes you mad or even when your just angry for no reason, she'll be there, giving advice and calming you down no matter what the situation. Before you know it, you'll become super close with her and never wanna let go, she'll become you're everything and she's definitely worth it.
Jamitty
Jamitty by Billybobjoe360 January 23, 2020
Jersey City Janitor
A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
Jersey City Janitor by jrky February 9, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026