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An unemployed man with too much facial hair and body hair. Usually too loud and extremely bad at expressing himself. A jailam may try to tell you he is outside your door but end up saying he is on the outside of a door like structure in your immediate vicinity. All in all a jailam is a useless cunt loved by his friends and hated by everyone who's opinions don't matter. If you find yourself a jailam keep him close and you won't regret it.
Dude don't be a jailam next time and just tell me where you are
Jailam by Billigoat March 6, 2020
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jailmary 

Any last resort, desperate attempt to avoid jail usually via long-shot legal procedure.
Once Paul Manafort's lawyers have used up his final jailmary, he'll flip on PotUS.
jailmary by D.J. Dave T! June 8, 2018
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Jailam Jaila jailah jailan Jailani Jainam jairam Jaalam Jablaminated Jaflampe
A beautiful person that will stick by your side through thick and thin, you can also confide to this person for they will always keep your secrets. A person you can count on
I want to be so much like jailah.
Jailah, Is a wonderful person to be.
jailah by Duhh Dummy !! December 6, 2016
A hella tight girl. super relaxed, chill and has a kind of dirty mind, but still owns it! Jaila doesn't follow crowds, and loves to be friends with whoever. So unique, no baby naming website has a definition. She is one of a kind, very ass kicking and REALLY knows how to shake her booty! Quite a BAMF.
Girl 1: Damn she is one fine dancer!

Girl 2: Must be a Jaila...
Jaila by elisimoRm February 28, 2010
Usually will be called J. Her two most noticeable features are her beauty, she has some beautiful silky hair. You'll also notice her height, she will be quite short but don't underestimate her. More importantly you'll also notice how often she falls. Whether its up or down stairs or walking on pavement she will fall.
Kyle: Ouch Jaila just fell!
Danica: It'll be fine she also falls but her face is still pretty
Kyle: I guess it's fine then
Jaila by -Afro March 14, 2019
QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RULER OF ALL (PEASANTS)
peasant 1: hey um I was... *gets interrupted*
peasant 2: DONT TALK TO HER! we are not worthy of her time
peasant 1: damn nigga, true dat, jaila a queen
Jaila by Hackergang67r September 12, 2019

Jailatte 

A person whom is quite retarded and can not walk straight. However, one of his personal traits is that he fucks everything in his path so you better stay clear if you want to keep your virginity from his gigantic blue balls and cock the size of a skyscraper.
Friend one: Hey, watch out! Your still a virgin and jailatte is in the room!
Friend two: We better head out!
Jailatte by Jailatte December 30, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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