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An unemployed man with too much facial hair and body hair. Usually too loud and extremely bad at expressing himself. A jailam may try to tell you he is outside your door but end up saying he is on the outside of a door like structure in your immediate vicinity. All in all a jailam is a useless cunt loved by his friends and hated by everyone who's opinions don't matter. If you find yourself a jailam keep him close and you won't regret it.
Dude don't be a jailam next time and just tell me where you are
Jailam by Billigoat March 6, 2020
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jailmary 

Any last resort, desperate attempt to avoid jail usually via long-shot legal procedure.
Once Paul Manafort's lawyers have used up his final jailmary, he'll flip on PotUS.
jailmary by D.J. Dave T! June 8, 2018
Related Words
Jailam • Jaila • jailah • jailan • Jailani • Jainam • jairam • Jaalam • Jablaminated • Jaflampe
A beautiful person that will stick by your side through thick and thin, you can also confide to this person for they will always keep your secrets. A person you can count on
I want to be so much like jailah.
Jailah, Is a wonderful person to be.
jailah by Duhh Dummy !! December 6, 2016
A hella tight girl. super relaxed, chill and has a kind of dirty mind, but still owns it! Jaila doesn't follow crowds, and loves to be friends with whoever. So unique, no baby naming website has a definition. She is one of a kind, very ass kicking and REALLY knows how to shake her booty! Quite a BAMF.
Girl 1: Damn she is one fine dancer!

Girl 2: Must be a Jaila...
Jaila by elisimoRm February 28, 2010
Usually will be called J. Her two most noticeable features are her beauty, she has some beautiful silky hair. You'll also notice her height, she will be quite short but don't underestimate her. More importantly you'll also notice how often she falls. Whether its up or down stairs or walking on pavement she will fall.
Kyle: Ouch Jaila just fell!
Danica: It'll be fine she also falls but her face is still pretty
Kyle: I guess it's fine then
Jaila by -Afro March 14, 2019
QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RULER OF ALL (PEASANTS)
peasant 1: hey um I was... *gets interrupted*
peasant 2: DONT TALK TO HER! we are not worthy of her time
peasant 1: damn nigga, true dat, jaila a queen
Jaila by Hackergang67r September 12, 2019

Jailatte 

A person whom is quite retarded and can not walk straight. However, one of his personal traits is that he fucks everything in his path so you better stay clear if you want to keep your virginity from his gigantic blue balls and cock the size of a skyscraper.
Friend one: Hey, watch out! Your still a virgin and jailatte is in the room!
Friend two: We better head out!
Jailatte by Jailatte December 30, 2019
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