Jahoova

a black prostitute who has an orange afro and like to argue but she'll give you what you need (for a fee of course)

john:that chick is such a jahoova
Tom : yeah but she's good
John : i don't like orange afros though
Tom : well more for me then!!!

by John Kimmel February 22, 2008

Jahoova

God's true name.

Person 1: Yo, you ever heard of Jahoova?
*Person 1 then gets smited by the lord.*

by Ben93 January 26, 2026

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

jahoogabooga

A breast, typically of the large variety.

Man, she has nice jahoogaboogas.

by Jahoogabooga September 13, 2004

jahovaded

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted

nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.

by grizzledotdotamanizzle July 27, 2009

jahova's witness

The reason I own dogs

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!

by ShaneV January 6, 2008

Jahoval

Jesus's Homie.

That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.

by Kirbyxoo December 8, 2010