Jahoova

a black prostitute who has an orange afro and like to argue but she'll give you what you need (for a fee of course)

john:that chick is such a jahoova
Tom : yeah but she's good
John : i don't like orange afros though
Tom : well more for me then!!!

by John Kimmel February 22, 2008

Jahoova

God's true name.

Person 1: Yo, you ever heard of Jahoova?
*Person 1 then gets smited by the lord.*

by Ben93 January 26, 2026