A very controversial person. He has a lot to say and likes debates and interesting discussions. Can be an introvert and extrovert depending on the day or in what mood he is in. Also almost nobody can pronounce his name.
Person: What is your name Him: Jahaziel
Person: Repeat that please
Him: JAHAZIEL
Person: Ja...Ja... Jaquezil???
Him: You know what forget it?
A hebrew name found in the bible in the book of Ezra. Through translations it has 3 meanings
The unity of God
The sharpness of God
The revenge of God
Most people named Jahdiel are in fact NOT Hebrew. Their parents thought it would be cool to give their child a slick bible name. Most Jahdiel's are suave, possibly hispanic or black, well endowed players with a soft side.
Sometimes females are named Jahdiel, unfortunately for them they are not well endowed like their male counterparts.
I think I willname my child Jahdiel, fuck he'll be awesome.
A girl that will always make you laugh and support you even if you don't. She will stay by your side day and night if something happened to you. She cares so much about her friends. Jahziel is a small bean and you're lucky if you get to meet her. I guess I'm lucky!
Person 1: I'm the luckiest person on earth!
Person 2: Have you met a Jahziel?
Person 1: Uhh....no?
Person 2: Then you're not!
One of the most hardworking and amazing person you will ever meet. He has so much potential and will go very far with it. And will eventually marry Ashley.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.