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Just A Friend Syndrome
-When a good friend likes, you but doesn't like you the way you do.
- The syndrome where you can never get a boy/girl-friend because you're too good friends.
John- *Megan turned me down, urgh, JAFS sucks.*
Rob- *Dude, you shouldn't have been such good friends*
JAFS by martin188888 May 15, 2008
Related Words
JAFSC • Jafson • Jafsy • jaf
John Allan Forster Syndrome.
loss of memory, ability to bullshit for england. multitued of rude sayings, pledge never to take the blame for anything,loss of hair, bad breath and extreme smells.
"hello jack, i mean john, harry oh fuck whats your name?"

"kate"
jafs by harry the b*****d October 18, 2003
Person: People don't realise they got jafs!
He/she : they really don't!
Jafs by Aliyatu October 28, 2025
Just Another Fucking Shamed Chatter.

When you come into a chatroom with a new name and ip, in order to evade being identified, because of past chat actions, that caused great personal shame.
I couldn't figure out who simboona was, but I figured they were JAFSC when they divulged intimate information about this place, that a new person couldn't know.
JAFSC by lockie July 4, 2017
Just Another Fucking Shit Chatter

A person who posts inane drivel in an attempt to disrupt conversation.
"Lockie's been ranting for hours on end about some delusional FBI conspiracy theory." "Sigh, he's JAFSC. I ignored him ages ago."
JAFSC by edgarh August 5, 2017
We do not know much about them. Who is this mysterious person? They seem very cool though. There is a 1 in a Million chances you will meet a Jafson.
Hi my name is Jafson. Hope you heard that correctly. I am not Jason, Jeff, Jeffson or Michael Jafson or Jafson Born stop with the jokes.
Jafson by MidgetAsian November 23, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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