Jafoon
Jafoon by BigFUNKYMAN May 7, 2023
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Japooner
A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
Jaboon
People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.
Jafooley
A lovable fool. Some people say this word comes from French (jafoullè), but it is a modern phrase, and is unrelated to the French language. There are other variations of this word such as:
Naffooley: A really annoying person, who may have done something stupid or annoying to earn this title. naffoolies aren't at all lovable like jafoolies, just aggravating. Can also be used as an adjective i.e; "I can't believe our Head Teacher banned running in the playing field! It's so naffoolified!"
Rafooley: An genius. Many people who claim to be rafoolies are in fact naffoolies, and usually this is used when someone comes up with an awesome word to put in Urban Dictionary, or does something of the sort i.e;
Girl 1: "There's a gap in the market for tramp biscuits. They could be called HoboNobs!"
Girl 2: "You are such a rafooley!!"
An example of why you may be labelled a jafooley:
After Eve had sung the duck song for the fifth time it was getting annoying. It was funny now but if she sang it again there would have to be a naffoolification.
Rafooley: An genius. Many people who claim to be rafoolies are in fact naffoolies, and usually this is used when someone comes up with an awesome word to put in Urban Dictionary, or does something of the sort i.e;
Girl 1: "There's a gap in the market for tramp biscuits. They could be called HoboNobs!"
Girl 2: "You are such a rafooley!!"
An example of why you may be labelled a jafooley:
After Eve had sung the duck song for the fifth time it was getting annoying. It was funny now but if she sang it again there would have to be a naffoolification.
Jafooley by Trampsformer June 14, 2011
Japoon
Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.
Jagoonky
Jagoonky by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009
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