Jafoon 

Has massive cock and is really tall and powerful

Jordan: Have you seen Jafoon around?

Jake: no I haven't.

Jafoon by BigFUNKYMAN May 7, 2023

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

Jaboon 

People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.

You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!

Jaboon by Vash8504 February 27, 2011

Jafooley 

A lovable fool. Some people say this word comes from French (jafoullè), but it is a modern phrase, and is unrelated to the French language. There are other variations of this word such as:

Naffooley: A really annoying person, who may have done something stupid or annoying to earn this title. naffoolies aren't at all lovable like jafoolies, just aggravating. Can also be used as an adjective i.e; "I can't believe our Head Teacher banned running in the playing field! It's so naffoolified!"

Rafooley: An genius. Many people who claim to be rafoolies are in fact naffoolies, and usually this is used when someone comes up with an awesome word to put in Urban Dictionary, or does something of the sort i.e;

Girl 1: "There's a gap in the market for tramp biscuits. They could be called HoboNobs!"
Girl 2: "You are such a rafooley!!"

An example of why you may be labelled a jafooley:

After Eve had sung the duck song for the fifth time it was getting annoying. It was funny now but if she sang it again there would have to be a naffoolification.

Jafooley by Trampsformer June 14, 2011

Japoon 

Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.

"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."

Japoon by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008

Jagoonky

Ja-goon-kie

A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent.

Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky

Jagoonky by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009

jaloon 

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

jaloon by niceshirt May 13, 2015