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Jae’Von 

The best person in the entire world he will beat anyone who stands in his way whenever he gets the chance jae’von is a true hero and everybody loves him Jae’Von is a true athlete and is d1 bound
I want to be like a Jae’Von
Flash and Jae’Von are the best
Jae’Von by Hdusbeisiiiii October 3, 2023
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A nice guy that loves sports and is very loyal to and is loving to others .
Jaevon is so nice
Jaevon by Jaeindacut December 1, 2017
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super sexy guy, he has the biggest dick u have ever seen it literally wraps around the whole world. If u ever encounter a jaevon ur lucky becuase they r probably sooo hot and sexy and will gladly make out in bed with u!
person 1: OMG HAVE U SEEN JAEVONS HUGEEEE DICK I CAN SEE IT THROUGH HIS PANTS
person 2: OMG YES I WANNA SUCK IT SO BAD
person 3:HES SOOO HOT
Jaevon by JAEVONLOVER May 14, 2023
A smart yet funny person. Is the definition of douche yet actually is very talented. Blunt is his or her middle name. I'm sorry if you have to come across one.
"Hey, you know that kid, Jaevon over there?"
"Yeah... I could smell the sass all the way over here."
jaevon by See Ya Later Alligator :P October 17, 2012
realest nigga alive. most talented individual you will ever meet. gets hella play and could bag your mother if he wanted to.
that dude jaevonte man, he jus smashed my mom……what a goat
jaevonte by anonymous November 22, 2021

dirty jaevon 

Stuffing your penis in a hotdog bun and dressing it in the recipients favorite toppings
Oh man, I just got a dirty Jaevon done to me it was immaculate
dirty jaevon by Long Jon silver February 17, 2022
A quite stupid but at some points funny person. A Jaevon is 9 times out of 10 gay. A Jaevon rarely has any friends.
Person 1: Did you see that gay faggot?
Person 2: Eww, yeah, he's such a Jaevon.
Jaevon by BigWillis January 1, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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