Jacques Cousteau
Jacques Cousteau by ktrain11 November 14, 2009
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Jacques Cousteau
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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Jacques Cousteau by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
The Jacques Cousteau by jbomb108 November 3, 2009
The Jacques Cousteau
while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.
The Jacques Cousteau by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008
jacque cousteau
It's a sexual act, while having sex in the jacuzzi, you hold your partners head under water( hence the jacque cousteau). After you let them up, while they take a deep breath, you pull out, jack off and shoot your load in thier mouth.
Last night after dinner and some wine, my girlfirend and I were in the jacuzzi and I Jacque Cousteau'd the shit out of her.
jacque cousteau by Skindiver69 March 4, 2010
Jacque Cousteau love tap
While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"
Jacque Cousteau love tap by Captain receiver April 10, 2011
Jaques Cousteau
Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.
JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
Jaques Cousteau by CKYass September 28, 2009
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