Cousteau
Making a disturbing discovery about a person's nether regions during the act of foreplay. This can lead to limpness, loss of sexual appetite, and seeing that person in a whole new and ofen terrible way.
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Cousteau
He is an animal crossing character (frog) that should be held up high for having the best accent and the most trimmed mustache.
Did you make sure to drop muffins off to Cousteau’s house?
Have you decorated the outside of Cousteau’s area yet??
Cousteau is the best animal crossing villager ever!
Have you decorated the outside of Cousteau’s area yet??
Cousteau is the best animal crossing villager ever!
Cousteau by TheRealAlDefinitions December 9, 2020
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Jacques Cousteau
Jacques Cousteau by ktrain11 November 14, 2009
SHOCK Cousteau
Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.
I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!
SHOCK Cousteau by feelingvindicated September 1, 2011
Jacques Cousteau
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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Jacques Cousteau by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
The Jacques Cousteau
The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
The Jacques Cousteau by jbomb108 November 3, 2009
jacque cousteau
It's a sexual act, while having sex in the jacuzzi, you hold your partners head under water( hence the jacque cousteau). After you let them up, while they take a deep breath, you pull out, jack off and shoot your load in thier mouth.
Last night after dinner and some wine, my girlfirend and I were in the jacuzzi and I Jacque Cousteau'd the shit out of her.
jacque cousteau by Skindiver69 March 4, 2010
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