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Jagorian
Calendar system containing 13 months. January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July, Urbanuary, August, September, October, November, December.
Follows more closely the moon cycles. All months have 28 days, there is one day at end of year called Jayday which is in no month. Every four years there are two Jaydays to stay in line with leap year of the Gregorian calendar.
Follows more closely the moon cycles. All months have 28 days, there is one day at end of year called Jayday which is in no month. Every four years there are two Jaydays to stay in line with leap year of the Gregorian calendar.
I will be taking the month of Urbanuary off please refer back to the Jagorian calendar for more info.
That happens only on the second Jayday of the week.
That happens only on the second Jayday of the week.
Jagorian by Jay Urbanski April 15, 2007
jacoria
Jacoria is a sexy, goofy, outgoing person. She is very humble answer she is faithful. She will be by you side whenever you need her . She is to be trusted . She is a very cool and laid back kinda girl. She is most likely to be very successful and is very popular .
Jacoria is a pretty cool person
Jamorian
Jamorian is a funny , gorgeous , loving man with a perfect smile. He has beautiful brown eyes and luscious brown skin you cant resist. He is a One In A Million boyfriend to have. Keep him in your arms and never let go because you will REGRET loosing him. He is caring and loving towards his relationship. Can also please a woman with anything easily. (also has a big dick)
Jamorian by Jamorian Johnson July 20, 2018
jacorian
jacorian by Happy people love to smile January 6, 2017
Jacobian
1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.
2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.
3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.
3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up
OR
"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up
OR
"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
Jacobian by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006
jacorine
A girl and her name is synonym with FOMO. She is always planning, thinking, obsessed with social media, reading, pretty sure she is reading this right now, as this feeds her FOMO persona. But at the end of the day she has a huge heart and will be your BFF or partner for life, as she would go to any extreme to help you. And if she was a dude she would have one huge dick.
Guy:"I just got poked by Jacorine."
Guy : " That girl is a whole lot of loving"
Guy:"I wish I could be more like Jacorine. All I want is to have a huge...."
Guy : " That girl is a whole lot of loving"
Guy:"I wish I could be more like Jacorine. All I want is to have a huge...."
jacorine by African.BFF March 13, 2015
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"