Jacob It 

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.

“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”

Jacob It by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024

Jacob told me to say it 

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

Jacob told me to say it by nigerius September 17, 2006

jacobitis 

Someone who gets mad really easy.

I was poking Drew and he got mad. He suffers from jacobitis.

jacobitis by Saul the god September 5, 2017

jacobite111 

Jacobite111 is when a gamer starts playing really badly like he is on mobile. Nothing has changed but the gamer has not played in a while so is a little rusty and gets salty very easily!

'Ninja is playing like Jacobite111'

jacobite111 by TwinSync March 8, 2019

Jacobita 

A cute, cuddly, teddy-bear type of guy. Typically short w/ poofy hair. He is quiet and tends to hang back around groups, but has a lot to say when he is noticed. He tends to be good friends w/ Mayas and Cheyennes.

You're a raptor, Jacobita.

Look, its Theodore, oh wait, it just Jacobita

Jacobita by Youshan'tneverknow March 29, 2013

Jacobites 

means the followers of jacob in Scottish, but now is just the coolest last name to have.

Yeah! She MUST be a Jacobites!

Jacobites by 77annie77 June 15, 2011

Jacobitti 

Research shows that the Italian surname Jacobitti is of patronymic origin, deriving from the personal name of the father of the original bearer. In this instance the surname derives from the name Jacobitto or Giacobitto, a variant of Iacobo, or Jacob, which ultimatley derives from the Hebrew term "akew," meaning "heel," representing the belief that Jacob is said to have been born holding onto Esau's heel. Since the final letter "o" of the Italian surnames frequently changed to the letter "i" when the surnames were passed on from one generation to the next, the meaning of Jacobitti may be interpreted as "son or descendant of Jacobitto", a name which contains the diminutive suffix "-itto". It should also be mentioned that surnames beginning with the letter "J" are primarily found in Southern Italy.

The name Jacobitti comes from Italy.

Jacobitti by horse_whisperer90 April 22, 2009