jacobitis 

Someone who gets mad really easy.

I was poking Drew and he got mad. He suffers from jacobitis.

jacobitis by Saul the god September 5, 2017

jacobitis 

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

jacobitis by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacobitis 

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.

Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.

Jacobitis by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018

jacobitis

fear of jacob

"im scared of jacob"

"i have jacobitis

jacobitis by searchdevonitis April 8, 2026

Jacobins 

The Jacobin Club was the most famous political club of the French Revolution. So called from the Dominican convent, where they originally met, in the Rue St. Jacques, Paris. At that time, the term was popularly applied to all supporters of revolutionary opinions. In contemporary France it refers to the concept of a centralized Republic, with power concentrated in the national government, at the expense of local or regional governments.

The Jacobins sure were a rowdy bunch, always wanting to have a revolution and FUCK WOMEN.

Jacobins by gangbangorangutang July 26, 2012

Jacobating 

Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.

Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.

Jacobating by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

Jacobelis 

The act of wiping out or completely messing up while trying to show off. (also "pulling a Jacobelis")

She had the gold medal wrapped up in women's snowboard cross when she pulled a Jacobelis and lost it all.

Jacobelis by D. Mc. February 19, 2006