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Jackoffphobia

Fear of people who masturbate privately or publicly with their hands or any other tool.
(beating their meat, waddling their widdle, scuffing their meatballs, rubbing the mouse hole)
1. "Emily stop being Jackoffphoic! We all know you used to do it!" - Emily's friend

2. The man walked into an Italian deli, he saw that a black man was wanking his spaghetti and he ran away, the man thought he was racist, when he was jackoffphobic, sorry tyrone.

3. A man watched Tom And Jerry and saw that Tom was sticking his fist into the Jerry's mouse hole (in the wall) and switched the TV off running away from the house, this man is experiencing jackoffphobia.
by Masturphile July 9, 2016
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