Jackoffphobia 

Fear of people who masturbate privately or publicly with their hands or any other tool.
(beating their meat, waddling their widdle, scuffing their meatballs, rubbing the mouse hole)

1. "Emily stop being Jackoffphoic! We all know you used to do it!" - Emily's friend

2. The man walked into an Italian deli, he saw that a black man was wanking his spaghetti and he ran away, the man thought he was racist, when he was jackoffphobic, sorry tyrone.

3. A man watched Tom And Jerry and saw that Tom was sticking his fist into the Jerry's mouse hole (in the wall) and switched the TV off running away from the house, this man is experiencing jackoffphobia.

Jackoffphobia by Masturphile July 9, 2016

Jackoffphilia 

1. The continuing habit of jerking/jacking off until you have 1 sperm left that you will save for when you are stranded in the middle of the ocean (for protein).

2. Professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.

- "Jack is such a Jackoffphile, My uncle works in facebook and he says Jack has my timeline as his homepage" - Emily

- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatballs and widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5 Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.

- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"

Jackoffphilia by Masturphile July 9, 2016

Jackophobia 

1. An ardent and undefinable fear of the pop legend Micheal Jackson.

Stacy is terrified of Micheal Jackson for no reason. Perhaps she has Jackophobia.

Jackophobia by The Rhymnocerous August 24, 2022

Jackophobia 

1. The fright and unmoving fear of losing the girl of your dreams (Jackie).

2. The Fear of being separated from Jackie

3. Christopher's fear of losing Jackie the girl he loves more than anything

Chris has a jackophobia which bothers him almost everyday.

Jackophobia by WilsonBear123 October 21, 2010

Jackophobia 

The fear of a short white muscular british man names Jack

"After meeting him, I think I suffer from Jackophobia

Jackophobia by KirOUk April 18, 2020

Jackophobia 

The fear of a short muscular white man named Jack

"After seeing him for the first time, I have developed Jackophobia"

Jackophobia by KirOUk April 18, 2020

Jackophobia 

The fear of being stuck in a jacket you cant unzip. Meaning the zipper cant be opened again.

Axel was had a clear case of jackophobia.

Jackophobia by xxbigmanslayerxx December 6, 2021