- "Jack is such a
Jackoffphile, My uncle works in facebook and he says Jack has my timeline as his homepage" - Emily
- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to
scuff the meatballs and
widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5
Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.
- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good
Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"
