Jack Fish-ing is when you or another person eats food very loudly in an online call. This can apply to the crinkling of chip bags or the slurp of soup amongst other things.
Tony was eating ships so loud on Skype, I couldn't concentrate on my game. He was totally pulling a Jack Fish/Jack Fish-ing.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'