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person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded
"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"
jack tard by Tanezza May 5, 2010
A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.
That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.
Jack Tard by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007
a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues
that jacktard sold his car for the gas money
Jacktard by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?
jacktard by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.
STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.
fucking jacktard by Hannibal March 29, 2003
When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.
Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.
jacktard by Doug LPD August 16, 2006
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