Definitions by pens0087

Jack-Tard 

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

Jack-Tard by pens0087 July 21, 2009

Pogonip 

Small, pogo-sticks (Springs will do) attatched to the nipples. Used to do lazy push-ups.

My trainer said to do 100 push-ups, but instead I did 100 lazy push-ups with my pogonips.

Pogonip by pens0087 July 21, 2009

Paw Job 

1. A handjob where you fiddle around with a man's penis like a dog scratching at the floor.

2. A dog playing with a penis.

3. Also known as a PJ or "Giving Paw"

1. When the couple wanted to try a new sex position, she gave him a paw job.

2. The dog jumped on the nude man and gave him a PJ.

3. My girlfriend gave me paw.

Paw Job by pens0087 July 15, 2009

Dirty-Sleezy 

A couple having sex with chocolate pudding and oreos in between them and on the genitals.

I bought lots of pudding and oreos for the Dirty-Sleezy I'm gonna have tonight.

Dirty-Sleezy by pens0087 July 15, 2009

Vacant Balls

A break up via text message, IM, MySpace, Facebook, etc. The person is lacking any balls to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend in person.

Can be used in past tense as "Vacant Balls'd"

1. I just got vacant balls'd over MySpace.
2. I think he's gonna vacant balls her today.

Vacant Balls by pens0087 July 15, 2009

Downtown Johnson

Two people having sex with eachother front to front style, but they do not face eachother. So instead of it looking like: =, it looks like 0_--o.

Person 1: My girlfriend gave me a Downtown Johnson.
Person 2: Oh, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, but I think couldnt see her face when i got sober.

Downtown Johnson by pens0087 June 26, 2009