Jack long
Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big
Jack long by Concerned portarican April 24, 2017
jack long
Sexual tendencies towards anything with a pulse. Honourable , bankrupt, can be used as any cards against humanity answer
jack long by Charmander 123 July 31, 2016
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a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world
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longback jack
a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.
longback jack by clomofo January 7, 2010
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