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Jack ballin 

Tricking off money u don't have , to get attention, or someone.

Blowing ur money on bullshit
Patrick got paid today, instead of playing bills he go jack balling on bitches
Jack ballin by Ryan Monroe/ hjb December 23, 2017
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jack ballin 

Gettin a few balls of smokable drug and invitin the ho's to join in. Ends up the ones with the dope tell the ones without what to do for hits. Winds up being sex for drugs till ya run out.
lower the jeans and spread em for a while bitch.
Hike the skirt and crawl to that wall Come on back smoke my sausage then smoke the glass dick. Where were ya last night? We was jack ballin some girls from 12th street over at lennys house.
jack ballin by thik December 27, 2008

Jack Ballin 

In the famous words of Rob T. jack ballin is a term used when somebody has done you wrong
That jack ballin, Jukko ass nigga just stepped on my Timberlands

ballin' the jack 

An obsolete expression meaning "to make haste", such as grossly exceeding the posted speed limit when operating your vehicle. Usage appears to be limited to the southeastern Oklahoma geographical area among men born pre-WWII. The origins of the phrase are unclear but several possibilities exist. Railroad crews used a jack with a ball on the end when laying and bending the rails of a new track so it could have originated from some tech specific aspect of the track laying procedure, or, more likely, it is derived from a dance of the same name popular during the late 1910's. The dance was derived from an obscure song popular in dance clubs of the era, "Ballin' the Jack". Contrary to the first impression one may experience upon first hearing the phrase it apparently has no connection with a sexual act performed on a male donkey(a jack).
Boy howdy , I come off that hill I was a ballin' the jack , and danged if there wudn't a state trooper a settin' at the bottom of it.

You an Bubba race your stock car last weekend?

Yeah, We was a ballin' the jack til the motor blowed up.
ballin' the jack by BlindBushPilot January 21, 2017

Jack Balling 

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.
My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.
Jack Balling by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

jack balling 

ay folk your ass need to stop jack balling
jack balling by lakieta April 11, 2008

Jack balling 

When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring
I walked in on my son jack balling...i was so disappointed.
Jack balling by XxKinkLordxX May 22, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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