Jack Whack

The new Joe Blow

Smart-Ass 1: In case you're average Joe Blow walks in-
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!

by DJ Wicky Wazz September 26, 2010

whack the jack

Fervent Male Masturbation

Tom wanted to whack the jack before his parents arrived home.

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

Jack Whacking

It's when you crush up a whole bunch of Adderall and mix it with some silky smooth lotion and or Vaseline. Then apply it to your penis with strong strokes. Soon you will have the hardest, biggest raging boner ever possible making you able to bone what ever you want all night!

Barbra,"my boy lasted all night last night and his dick was much thicker than normal,"
Debra, " i bet he was jack whacking before"
Barbra, " ya i bet, he normally comes as soon as my mouth touches his dick."

by Jack Whacking Bro July 16, 2010

jack whacking

Eating ice cream on a hot day with no shirt on

I can’t wait to do some jack whacking with Billy at the custard stand later.

by Billbrasky7777 April 26, 2022

jack wack

A stupid asshole who likes to stand on trucks then put it on a billboard

Tell that jack wack to get off the truck *Gordon McKernan*

by The funny maker😂 May 22, 2018

Wack & Jack

Wack & Jack (also sometimes spelled Wac & Jack) is just another phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to wack & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

jackwacker

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011