jackwhack

One who is Jacked off from behind while whacking one off from the front while being whacked on from the top and whackage occuring from the bottom, an all around jackwackage

man the other day i went over to angelica's house and got jackwacked by her and her mom...and dad

by Justin M. February 2, 2005

jackwhack

Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.

There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

jackstack

Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.

I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.

by Beeyo November 1, 2007

jackpack

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

jackwacker

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

Sackwhack

to backhand slap a guys nuts, causing extreme pain

aw shit, I just got sackwhacked!

by Baintz November 13, 2003

Jackjack

The coolest superhero from the incredibles

Jackjack has teh b3st p0warz

by jackjacklover February 10, 2009