Jack Sandwich 

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up.

Jack Sandwich by robert j smith February 3, 2008

Jack Sandwich Ass 

A phrase that originated in the Azores in the 1920s. It refers to an ugly ass kid that sucks dick. He often enjoys watching BBW midget porn while eating sandwiches.

James: Randy is suck a "Jack Sandwich Ass".
Lili Chin: I Know Right.

Jack Sandwich Ass by Subscribe to Trap Supremacy October 17, 2014

jack off sandwich 

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

jack off sandwich by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

Jack the ripper sandwich 

Your mother's mouth you talk with

Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich

Jack the ripper sandwich by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Jack Off Sandwhich

an extremely disorganized, nonsensical, or absurd situation where two things that have absolute zero business being combined are forced together (e.g., an incompetent recruiter asking if you're on your way to an interview without giving you an address, time, or pay rate).

This recruiter ghosted me for three days, called me out of nowhere asking if I was in the parking lot without giving me the address, and expected me to jump through hoops for $20 an hour and a Jack off sandwhich.

Jack Off Sandwhich by Still Broadcasting Co September 28, 2026