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Jack Powel 

A man of much mystery part of the famous football team Dingle FC United. This man is a very hard man to get your hands on so when you do use your time wisely. When you get hold of this man do not expect him to answer your questions but expect a ma joke. Unfortunately jack powell has had a bad past being involved in the unspeakable …
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Jack Popwell 

A big boy that loves gay men. He spends the majority of his time thinking of his many gay friends. He is very gay and likes men. I think what I'm really trying to say is he REALLY LIKES GAY MEN.
Jack Popwell likes men.
Jack Popwell by Crabman Jones September 19, 2011

Jack Power 

A nigga with a big ass cock and gets all the girls. He is extremely respectful and far away from being shameless. Nigga attracts not only girls but boys.
Jack power is a hot bae
Jack Power by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jack Bauer Power Dump

1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."

jack bauer power hour 

College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.
"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."

-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006

Power Jack 

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
Power Jack by Damon K. September 28, 2021