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Jack't by You are being a fart knocker February 15, 2022
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Jack T
Jack is a fat cunt. He is a fucking cunt who will kick you in ass for no reason. He is usually uncoordinated and will be the biggest lick ass to all the girls around. I’ve seen him with me own three eyes and will certainly not want to be friends with people other than popular guys.
Jack T by How’s it going 12345 April 19, 2019
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Jack T
Jack is the type of guy to have a monster dong. All the bitches want him. It is said that he 75 bitches, all with phat asses. The bitches always tell him he has a 47 1/4 inch penis. And that is the truth. All his friends have tiny micro dongs, and they are all over 250 pounds with fat sisters. Jack's also last 2 hours in bed. Jack is also .2% black, making him better than his girlfriends ex boyfriend who was black. Jack is cool
Jack T by DookieFart123 November 17, 2020
Don't jack that
Don't jack that by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016
At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom
The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
don't jack with me!
don't jack with me! by Mary N November 30, 2002
jack doesn't come out of the box
She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
jack doesn't come out of the box by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011
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