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Jack T

Jack is a fat cunt. He is a fucking cunt who will kick you in ass for no reason. He is usually uncoordinated and will be the biggest lick ass to all the girls around. I’ve seen him with me own three eyes and will certainly not want to be friends with people other than popular guys.
Person 1: hey I got beat up today and he was a fat cunt

Person 2: ya he was probably a jack t
by How’s it going 12345 April 19, 2019
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Jack T

Jack is the type of guy to have a monster dong. All the bitches want him. It is said that he 75 bitches, all with phat asses. The bitches always tell him he has a 47 1/4 inch penis. And that is the truth. All his friends have tiny micro dongs, and they are all over 250 pounds with fat sisters. Jack's also last 2 hours in bed. Jack is also .2% black, making him better than his girlfriends ex boyfriend who was black. Jack is cool
Have you seen that guy Jack T? He has a monster cock.
by DookieFart123 November 17, 2020
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Jack't

Did ya get jack't?
by You are being a fart knocker February 15, 2022
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Don't jack that

Don't bring it up
Nigga don't jack that dead ass
by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016
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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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don't jack with me!

1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around
"don't jack with me!"
by Mary N November 30, 2002
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jack doesn't come out of the box

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011
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