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A bitch who is so sexy, he will make you turn homosexual the second you see him. He is the definition of a backdoor man, he will steal your wife and fart in your bed. You are his bitch.
Guy 1: Damn nigga, my wife just got smashed by Jachston.
Guy 2: Damn same my nigga, and my bed smell like farts.
Guy 1: Damn nigga.
Jachston by Pissinmyfarrt March 19, 2022
The school drug dealer
"that nigga got gas"
"musta got it from jackston"
Jackston by GodsBodaciousBoner October 29, 2018
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Jachson is known to be a peace keeper, someone who always knows there are two sides to every story. Always gives the most logical and honest advice.

They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.

They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).

Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.

Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.

Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
Omg look at Jachson he's like a walking piece of art.
Jachson by Erbfursure November 21, 2021

jackstoner 

A person who gets stoned all the time
He is such a jackstoner
jackstoner by Jackstonerrr September 16, 2020
Jachson is known to be a peace keeper, someone who always knows there are two sides to every story. Always gives the most logical and honest advice.

They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.

They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).

Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.

Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.

Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
Look at Jachson he's like a walking piece of art.
Jachson by Erbfursure November 23, 2021
In most cases he is god having a human experience.. both the teacher and the student, learner of ancient studies, poet in the art of energy; perfectly imperfect. He is the apprentice to his higher being as he is the divine having a beautiful human experience.. much like yourself who reads this.

and Father of Eros.
His name is Jahston, Father of E.A.V.W known for always learning and growing.
Jahston by Hermès Understudy November 23, 2021
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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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