A bitch who is so sexy, he will make you turn homosexual the second you see him. He is the definition of a backdoor man, he will steal your wife and fart in your bed. You are his bitch.
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Guy 2: Damn same my nigga, and my bed smell like farts.
Guy 1: Damn nigga.
Guy 2: Damn same my nigga, and my bed smell like farts.
Guy 1: Damn nigga.
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They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.
They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).
Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.
Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.
Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.
They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).
Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.
Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.
Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
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They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.
They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).
Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.
Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.
Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
They are mysterious as they tend to be very reserved and closed off. They are very nurturing and kind, typically consider others over themselves.
They are typically known to carry the role of a police officer as well as the grammar police (their so annoying at times).
Handsome isn't even the word, I would describe Jachson to be a creature who was hand sculpted by God himself and placed on this earth to be admired like a work of art that he is.
Ridiculously hilarious and very punny, he is witty and quick with the comebacks. He will have girls panties flying off with one crack of a joke.
Loves music and all things unique. Very emotional and known to be a sookie babe, but don't worry he makes up for it in the bedroom - he's a freak!
by Erbfursure November 23, 2021
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and Father of Eros.
and Father of Eros.
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