Awakened to the reality of a world that needs fixing: understanding that you have a part in healing the world through caring, humanitarian works and LOVE. Becoming a part of the solution to the world's problems.

Goodness, truth, michael jackson are all examples of being Michael Jacksoned.

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Jacksonese

Jacksonese is a language created and used by Moonwalkers. It's a mixture of Michael Jackson song titles, quotes and catchphrases.

Example of Jacksonese
Girl: What did you do this weekend??
Moonwalker: Well, I went to a club and I met this girl called Billie Jean and she started arguing and before I knew it we were fighting. There was so much Blood On The Dance Floor and she was about to Walk Away but I was like, I Can't Let Her Get Away...

Jacksonese by BeckyMoonwalker April 30, 2014

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Jacksonary

The most direct adjective used to describe a man named Jackson.

Jackson, admiring himself in the mirror:
Darrell:
Darrell: Fuck, you're so Jacksonary

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Michael Jacksoned

The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.

After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.

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Jacksonee

A loyal fan of Michael Jackson, an American singer. Usually this fan will be quiet obsessed and have a bedroom devoted to him.

Person 1. "This is my bedroom.."
Person 2. "Wow.. look at all this Michael Jackson stuff!"
Person 1. "Yeah. I'm a Jacksonee."

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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