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To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.

Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!

jaested by Tyseng June 25, 2014

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Jaysted

Drunk, Wasted, Hammered, Intoxicated, .19 or higher blood level, smashed, B.O.T.

Last night those girls were drunk, but did you see Charles he was JAYSTED!!

Gucci gets wasted, thats not fun, lets get Jaysted instead.

Jaysted by The Ribeater January 27, 2010

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jeested

From Chrisus Jeest, the spoonerised version of Jesus Christ, used as "im injured" when an ed ending is present.

I broke my arm bro, im jeested.

jeested by Makaierino June 2, 2017

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jasted

being blasted and juiced at the same time

"I was fuckin' JAAAASTED last night"

jasted by DAPIMPMIESTA March 25, 2004

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Joested

When Joe goes ghost on you. Like he does on the regular.

“Joe was supposed to meet me 4 hours ago. Looks like I’ve been joested. Again.”

Joested by SoSalt April 12, 2021

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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