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Jaapo

I wish my child would be a jaapo!
by Kisälli January 15, 2019
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Jacapon

So basically you call any nimrod or doofus a Jacapon
"Twitch.tv/Pumallow is honestly the biggest Jacapon I've seen in my life
by ChickenParam May 6, 2019
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japots

Noone knows exactly what a japot is. Google searches result into webpages the mysterious person have made a mark ok. Only a select few truly know who the person behind the mystery is.
by Japots August 4, 2004
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Japooner

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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Jaapleen

A girl with this name is considered to be one of the best Indian girls to ever live. Very sweet, kind, and affectionate, Jaapleen is one of the best people to live, being next to Gandhi. Everyone should bow down and be happy Jaapleen is in their presence, it is very rare. Smart, witty, and quick, Jaapleen is obviously the best human girl alive present day.
Harshan: "Wow, Jaapleen! I didn't know you were level 1438 in Overwatch! You're such a god!"
Jaapleen: "It's what I do!"
by jsan2k February 8, 2017
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Japota

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato
one Japota with Tuna and cheese
by mikey February 15, 2005
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jampost

a guy who falsely believes he is going to get laid...
girl in bar to her friend:"this fucking jampost just groped my ass"!
by Rolee January 2, 2017
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