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1. (noun) The element of writing code which puts the "fun" in "functional programming."

2. (proper noun) The name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of Haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.
1. Today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and I've finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. I met jlaire in a coding competition; he blew everyone out of the water. While everyone was coding in C++ using Boost, he was using Haskell with no external libraries.
jlaire by qqqqssss July 7, 2011
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jaaire • jairel • Jamire • jlaire • Jaire • jairelle • Jairen • Jaireth • jamairee • janaireeia
1. A common misspelling of the name Jan Aire which is a combination of the words January and Air Jordans. It follows a common trend made by filipino parents to name their children after miscellaneous things.

2. A person who likes to hit VTEC
1. 1: So what does Janaire stand for?
2: January Air Jordans
1: WTF?

2. A car cuts off a driver in a black Integra GSR. Integra catches up to driver and cuts them off and follows up by hit zooming off and hitting VTEC in the process.
Janaire by that_asshole January 6, 2009
The name is awesome .. It means that you should live life to the fullest .. Never hold your tongue .. Just be you ! Also loves hanging with people .. Knows how to fight .. Not cocky; .. AND AWESOMEEEE once again (;
Jaire
Jaire by Jrezzy August 18, 2012
Name given to an attractive girl. A girl who gets all the guys and doesn't know it. A bit annoying and always making friends with people.
Girl: Oh my gosh who is that?!
Boy: *fanboying* It's Jazire omg
jazire by Jazire March 27, 2019
Very fun and loving. Jasiree's don't really care who they hang with and confronts anyone and says whats on there mind constantly. Never underestimate a Jasiree, they are often up for a dare and can stand up to anything. Strong and independent. But can easily fall for a guy. Not good with relationships and the fewest relationships but with the guys that every girl wants but can't get. They also mostly prefer to stay single. Jasiree's get compliments about there looks but denys them every time even though they are quit pretty. Most Jasiree's are lazy at times but athletic when having to. They are big flirt sometimes depending on her mood. Crazy all the time. It is very rare to find a Jasiree, so be lucky to have one of them.
Jasiree, Badass Unique Fun Independent
Jasiree by Avalynn June 9, 2011
a good guy that normally wins over many womans hearts and will always tru to his friends he is very hyper even when u first meet him but he can be the bestest friend u would ever have
friend:who is that handsome boy

me:o that is a Jairee
Jairee by Jswagg_024 November 26, 2013
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