CARS

A meaningless USDA USFS reporting tool which attempts to relate state population census to state accomplishment reporting for urban and community forestry.
Wow in my CARS report I have a .60 efficiency rating with population and federal support - what am I going to do with that?
by U&CF Forester August 24, 2009
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CARS

n. Chronic Ass-Rape Syndrome; a condition characterized by the inflamatio of the rectal area after excessive or continuous insertions due to unwanted anal sex. Causes general discomfort and possibly acute pain. In rare, severe cases, surgery is needed to repair the anal cavity. Found generally in males and females of low self-esteem or those easily influenced by alcohol and/or "date rape" drugs. There is no know cure for this condition, however, if symptoms are found, see a doctor immediately for possible treatment and discontinue the drinking of alcohol at parties to avoid entering a situation in which you could be anally raped.
"HAHAHAH did you hear? She has CARS from getting raped up the ass so many times!"
by Henry6969 January 19, 2006
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What you say when you think about your car then start having a seizure.
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Car to car

An activity that hooligans take part in that involves going from one car to the next in hopes of finding one door that is unlocked and stealing some interesting paraphernalia.
Hick 1: Look at those three teenagers going car to car, I'm going to take off my shirt and follow them with my truck.

Hick 2: K, just let me put on my zebra print pajamas and i'll be out in a jiffy.

Hick 1: Sweet, we're not gunna let those thugs engage in any inappropriate shenanigans.
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A car-car is normally associated with a c-lace! Except car-cars are more of the spanish speaking type. They still love sexual intamacy but they would rather pick split ends then have sexual intercourse.

Damn i love having a car-car to pick my split ends!
by Emmmmersss. August 29, 2007
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LOOK AT THIS DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING UP WHAT IS A CAR
A CAR HAS WHEELS
by Mexicanos A Huevo March 10, 2017
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Car

2-ton steel carriages powered by explosions, made out of dinosaurs which are used for transportation
I drove my car to the fuel station to fill reservoir with liquified prehistoric reptiles.
by That one reddit guy March 03, 2012
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