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She is more than I could have ever asked or dreamed for. A wonderful sense of humor that never fails to brighten anyone's day. She is an amazing cook. Has the ability to whip up anything in the kitchen from blueberry pancakes to a cooked to order ribeye. I love her more than she will ever know. She truly completes me. I will live out the rest of my life knowing that never again do I have to face anything alone. I will work to make sure she is always as happy as she makes me. She will never want or need for anything. She deserves it.
Jatonna is the very best
Jatonna by bessylu February 4, 2010
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She's a comedian. The type of person you can talk to about everything but she might crack some jokes. She's a tomboy and always eating. She can be petty/evil when somebody messes with her. She's so cute like CUTE CUTE. Doesn't like to reply to text but if she responds you're lucky my friend. Her hits hurt like hell dude so don't play fight or fight her because you're not gonna win.
Ma! Jayonna beat me up for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019
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Jayonnaise

Its what comes out when you milk guys, especially guys named Jay.
I was milking him, and Jayonnaise came squirting out.
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Jatnna is usually a girl, spanish name. Jatnna is also a feirce, beautiful, outstanding, talented girl who loves to dance... mostly bachata. Jatnna has a great social and family life. Jatnna also like to twerk. She has a big booty. She is thick.
“Did you see that beautiful girl that just passed by us?”
“Yeah, I know her. Her name is Jatnna. She is a good dancer.”
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She is a very beautiful soul she can be shy at sometimes around new people but she eventually will come out of that shell with time she is very overprotective over her friends and the people she loves and she isn’t afraid to beat a bitch if they mess with her so don’t get on her bad side. Boys find her attractive and think she is Gorgeous and she is really easy to talk to
Boy: Damn look at her
Friend: who Jaonna what about her
Boy: she fine as hell
Friend: go talk to her

Boy: ok wish me luck
Jaonna by Accuratenamedefs123 March 14, 2020
She's definitely a comedian. She really goofy. Most likely a tomboy. Doesn't really argue because she's always ready to fight. Always unbothered. Cute asf. She's either thick or almost thick. Her hits hurt so don't try her bitch. She can be evil/petty so don't even go their wit her.
Ma! Jayonna beat my ass for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019
Jatnna is a spanish name that most people dont have but the people that do are either shy,emotional,sensitive but if you got on their nerves they will beat you up

Usally has big butt and likes twerking
"Did you see jatnna tonight she twerked on me, shes my girl.."
jatnna by Danny.Really January 3, 2017
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