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A local dim-wit or shiftless lay-about, primarily from the urban Boston Area; A Goombah.
Jim and his friends were a bunch of ja-mokes from the Lakes.
Ja-Moke by Crapshooter August 4, 2003
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A regular no-frills guy, not stupid, not smart, not handsome, not ugly.
He's just a Ja-Moke.
Ja-Moke by The Doctor October 1, 2004
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Poorly engineered or made. Crappy.
The fat guys car is straight Ja-Moke.
Ja-Moke by DaShoogs January 2, 2005
A clumsy loser who is incapable of doing normal human tasks.
That stupid jamoke cant even cut the grass the right way.
Jamoke by Robby P. March 21, 2004
An idiot, jerk et al

Also: jamokie
I nearly got into an accident today because some jamokey cut me off.
Jamokey by Gman's Momma February 17, 2009
A rare alternative form of the word "Joker".

Note: To be used only by a person who currantly has a coffee cake in his mouth.
Person A: "I am sick and tired of listening to people complain about being called fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers and jamokers. Whatever the hell jamokers means."

Person B: "I was actually saying jokers, and I had coffee cake in my mouth."
Jamoker by Marco Vitaly September 13, 2007
A derogatory term used to describe a lazy assed, good-for-nothing, spoon
"Hey, there's Tim, the jamoke."
Jamoke by reverse apache master March 17, 2009
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B)
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A)
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