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Abbreviation for "Just Text It To Me". Sent in a text to tell someone whom got side buttoned that they should text instead. Leaves it open for the JTITM sender to possibly text out.
*Jessica Side Buttoned Greg.*

Jessica's text: JTITM
Greg's text: Are we still on for dinner later?
Jessica's text: Sorry, I can't make it.
JTITM by bongothan November 14, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Mad lyrical emcee from Yorkshire England,
Gazza: jtimes cumin out tonight

Callum: Yes Hopefully He'll spit a mad lyrical rhyme!
Jtime by The legend of Yorkshire November 26, 2011
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To take syrup/molasis and pour on a girls vagina. Followed by a type of icecream and whip cream. Then you have your Jit-"meal".
I fucked this cunt last night and she gave me the best tasting Jitmeal Ive ever had.
Jitmeal by Kirtis November 7, 2006

Jitmobile 

An automobile for Jits. In similar category as the Batmobile, only active in Florida.
"I was swerin' the Jitmobile thru da streetz cuh"

"You a jit fo dat, on Flawda thangs"
Jitmobile by OGJitmobile March 27, 2021
the holiday for the real slimes ‼️🙏🤬🔥🥶
"Yeah Fred over there is celebrating Christmas, while Jamal over there is celebrating JITMAS‼️"
JITMAS by slimemember457 December 26, 2021

jitmongkonkul 

Somone who is interested in women with red hair, has their name related to food, and have big breasts.
Bobby is such a jitmongkonkul.

Quit being a jitmongkonkul.
jitmongkonkul by Bob Stuffer January 18, 2007
Formally known as JT, he is an individual who associates himself with societal groups whom do not accept him. In a constant state of denial and identifiable by his erratic and socially awkward behavior, he displays spontaneous attraction to women whom are in currently engaged in a relationship.
"Dude Jtitties, get away from my girlfriend."
"Why does Jtitties...? F*ck it...no one knows why..."
Jtitties by Bawlz567 July 6, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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