jimtastic n. minor celeb. particulary adept at emptying public houses with an eclectic mix of indie, punk and ska.
jimtastic v. to achieve a full days wages within at least four hours of playing the above said playlists.
jimtastic a. the description of a woefully bad dj.
i went to the the boozer the other day to see djjimtastic he only did a jimtastic ! he was the worst jimtastic dj i have ever heard.
The act of sticking large objects down your urethra in order to maximize the size of your urethra. This gives one the ability to pee and nut in extreme quantities.
"how did you pee so quick James??" "With constant jitmaxxing, my urethra has doubled in size