Jitmobile 

An automobile for Jits. In similar category as the Batmobile, only active in Florida.

"I was swerin' the Jitmobile thru da streetz cuh"

"You a jit fo dat, on Flawda thangs"

Jitmobile by OGJitmobile March 27, 2021

jewmobile 

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.

Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.

jewmobile by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006

Jewmobile 

A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.

Oh man that was one awesome Jewmobile that we passed back there.

Jewmobile by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009

Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

Jizzmobile by norTnoJ January 24, 2017