JSPMP

Just Spicy Pooped My Pants

See JPMP + eating really spicy Mexican food the day before!!

ex... Mike, why does your mom make such spicy salsa.....JSPMP! OUCH!

by the drizz from rizzbizz August 20, 2008

JPMP

Just pooped my pants

That's crazy funny...JPMP!
I'm scared...JPMP!

by mhriverbank July 2, 2008

JPMP

Just Pissed My Pants used to express excitement or laughter. As in the term "What a pisser" which originated back east. Just Pissed My Pants is a way to say LOL or very funny and was originated by Mr. Jody Sigmund during a text message conversation. Not to be confused by the acronym JPMP Just Pooped My Pants which is actually not very funny at all.

That was so funny I JPMP!

by ZiggyWiseGuy December 15, 2009

JSMP

Acronym: Just Shat My Pants. Used online only.

Mark: Hey, remember that girl I went home with last night? She stole and wrecked my car!
Stu: jsmp. Holy crap.

by Guitar_clock December 15, 2007

jpmpwgtm

Acronym for the common phrase "just peed my pants while grinning to myself." It is usually used when an individual has literally peed his or her pants after being told a funny joke. Notice it is not laughing and peeing but grinning and peeing. The word is used mainly by people who have mangled vocal cords and also those who generally hate laughter.

Tardy: "Guess what?"
Farty: "What?"
Tardy: "Chicken butt!"
Farty: "JPMPWGTM!!!! THAT'S WUZ SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! I ACTUALLY CRAPPED MY PANTS TOO HAHAH!"

by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008

JPMPL

Just peed my pants laughing

I almost JPMPL at a joke because of my incontinence from giving birth to baby number three.

by MommyProbs March 2, 2017

jsppe

it’s like just playing or just kidding?

so i’m not really sure but this talking stage told me that it’s a thing and i can’t tell if he’s fucking with me or nottt

jsppe, man

by ifeellikeanoldmanbutim16 May 29, 2024