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1.When Santa's butt itches while he is burping up gingerbread cookie leftovers from last night.

2.A cabinet somehow magically farting pixie dust and moldy cheese residue out of it's eyeballs.

1."Looks like Santa Claus had another JONRAD early in the morning again."
2.
"My body still smells after the cabinet just happened to JONRAD me when I grabbed the Peanut butter."

jonrad by Cyborgamer 67 April 21, 2016

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Jeonradian

A beautiful term that refers to the inhabitants of a specific part of South Korea. Historically, Jeonradians are famous for demonstrating great dishonesty, exploitation, a despicably low level of recognition of women's rights, and causing violent riots against the government.

"My father fought in the Korean war!"

-Oh really? Which side was he fighting against?
"Obviously against the free republic of South Korea"

-No wonder you guys are Jeonradians

Jeonradian by VERY HAPPY ROH MOO HYUN February 23, 2023

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jonard

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.

One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.

jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

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jongaddy

A sexy motherfucked with a small pp

Damn that guy must be a jongaddy just look at how he's walking

jongaddy by Jongaddy November 30, 2020

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jonada

A Sexy Albanian Princess.

I wish I was as sexy as a Jonada.

jonada by Mike Hawkishard February 7, 2008

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Jonadick

Cock juggling thunder cunt. Favorite dish is cockmeat sandwiches. You can often see him being chased naked down the road by gorillas with bananas shoved up his ass. Jonadick's tend to have a very small penis. They like to talk a shitload of smack but in all reality they are nothin but big pussies.

"Shutup Jonadick"

Jonadick by leciababy March 4, 2010

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jonard

A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.

The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.

jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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