jonrad

1.When Santa's butt itches while he is burping up gingerbread cookie leftovers from last night.

2.A cabinet somehow magically farting pixie dust and moldy cheese residue out of it's eyeballs.

1."Looks like Santa Claus had another JONRAD early in the morning again."
2.
"My body still smells after the cabinet just happened to JONRAD me when I grabbed the Peanut butter."

by Cyborgamer 67 April 21, 2016

Jeonradian

A beautiful term that refers to the inhabitants of a specific part of South Korea. Historically, Jeonradians are famous for demonstrating great dishonesty, exploitation, a despicably low level of recognition of women's rights, and causing violent riots against the government.

"My father fought in the Korean war!"

-Oh really? Which side was he fighting against?
"Obviously against the free republic of South Korea"

-No wonder you guys are Jeonradians

by VERY HAPPY ROH MOO HYUN February 23, 2023

jonard

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.

One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.

by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

jongaddy

A sexy motherfucked with a small pp

Damn that guy must be a jongaddy just look at how he's walking

by Jongaddy November 30, 2020

jonada

A Sexy Albanian Princess.

I wish I was as sexy as a Jonada.

by Mike Hawkishard February 7, 2008

Jonadick

Cock juggling thunder cunt. Favorite dish is cockmeat sandwiches. You can often see him being chased naked down the road by gorillas with bananas shoved up his ass. Jonadick's tend to have a very small penis. They like to talk a shitload of smack but in all reality they are nothin but big pussies.

"Shutup Jonadick"

by leciababy March 4, 2010

jonard

A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.

The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.

by Herbal Master April 25, 2007