1.When Santa's butt itches while he is burping up gingerbread cookie leftovers from last night.

2.A cabinet somehow magically farting pixie dust and moldy cheese residue out of it's eyeballs.
1."Looks like Santa Claus had another JONRAD early in the morning again."
2.
"My body still smells after the cabinet just happened to JONRAD me when I grabbed the Peanut butter."
by Cyborgamer 67 January 10, 2016
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