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When approaching a Jograd, use caution. These wild creatures are known worldwide for their sus comments. Many of those who encounter a Jograd will be delighted to find they're greeted by a wonderful personality as they witness some incredible moderating skills and Mario Kart skills like no other. Jograd's have also often been known respond to "daddy", "Kyle" and a variety of other names.

If you find yourself in the blessed position to have met a Jograd, consider it an honour. Keep them close and remind them how awesome they are!
Person 1: Damn, someone just overtook me on Rainbow Road whilst shouting norty remarks

Person 2: Must have been daddy Jograd..
Jograd by SalhurstBeagles August 18, 2022
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When approaching a Jograd, use caution. These wild creatures are known worldwide for their sus comments. Many of those who encounter a Jograd will be delighted to find they're greeted by a wonderful personality as they witness some incredible moderating skills and Mario Kart skills like no other. Jograd's have also often been known respond to "daddy", "Kyle" and a variety of other names.

If you find yourself in the blessed position to have met a Jograd, consider it an honour. Keep them close and remind them how awesome they are!
Person 1: Damn, someone just overtook me on Rainbow Road whilst shouting norty remarks

Person 2: Must have been daddy Jograd..
jograd by SalhurstBeagles August 18, 2022
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Jagrad is the process of spawn camping. The term originated in a game of Halo 2, when some n00b decided to kill people just as they spawned over and over.
“That n00b’s been Jagrading all game, what a pussy.”

“OMG JAGRADED!”

“Stupid Jagraders!”
Jagrad by Halrawk June 12, 2005
1. To spawn kill, or spawn camp. Pissing off general players.
I just spawned in and I got jagrad'd.
jagrad by Enternexus007 June 13, 2005
Usually a spoiled douche kid who clearly is dependent to his family. Parents usually own a large scale business.

You can usually this kind of people in luxury malls being a douche
I just saw one jograt kid giving tantrums for not receiving a non-
fat milk
jograt by Seaagyturner March 28, 2018
1.When Santa's butt itches while he is burping up gingerbread cookie leftovers from last night.

2.A cabinet somehow magically farting pixie dust and moldy cheese residue out of it's eyeballs.
1."Looks like Santa Claus had another JONRAD early in the morning again."
2.
"My body still smells after the cabinet just happened to JONRAD me when I grabbed the Peanut butter."
jonrad by Cyborgamer 67 April 21, 2016
Cool, level-headed person, but don’t cross him or make him act out of character because he’ll take it where it needs to be. Be honest with Jorrad because, most likely, he’s honest with you (for the most part). He’s big on family and friends, not very fond of outsiders, but knows how to be social when it calls for it. Possibly very creative and has a good amount of leadership skills. *can be an introvert at times because he gets disgusted by people’s character often
-“Are you coming out with us, Jorrad?”

-“No, I don’t feel like being around those people. All they wanna do is talk sh*t and get high. No real goals.”
Jorrad by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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