JOKS
We have joks for you
JOKS by mucuk_defenetions&nyewwrds February 6, 2022
Words you can keep
jokslol
Shortened version of jokes lol. Used to take the piss out of people when talking to them or on msn. AMAZING PHRASE
jokslol by WHAYYYYYYYX December 28, 2007
Jokshith
A man with the sexiest eyes in town, that can get you drowned forever. A Jokshith is someone with a pure soul and a kind heart. He can never tolerate injustice and will always stand up for what is right. He is particularly shy, timid and extremely soft spoken.
He is an outdoor person that loves bike rides and adventures. He is an extremely efficient rider and an awesome ballroom dancer. One of the most hardworking person, who meets deadlines and never keeps work pending. A Jokshith is always very punctual.
He is always well prepared and you can always spot him with a bag full of essential items that he keeps handy.
He is a family person, a loyal friend and an extraordinarily amazing partner that loves giving surprises. It is safe to say that his partner means the world to him and he could go to any extent to bring a smile on his partners face. Truly the girl of his dreams is lucky AF !!!
He is an outdoor person that loves bike rides and adventures. He is an extremely efficient rider and an awesome ballroom dancer. One of the most hardworking person, who meets deadlines and never keeps work pending. A Jokshith is always very punctual.
He is always well prepared and you can always spot him with a bag full of essential items that he keeps handy.
He is a family person, a loyal friend and an extraordinarily amazing partner that loves giving surprises. It is safe to say that his partner means the world to him and he could go to any extent to bring a smile on his partners face. Truly the girl of his dreams is lucky AF !!!
Joksan
Joksan- usually describing a male from Puerto Rico. Ugly and very cocky about himself and his looks. Has a want to be Afro type hair style and sucks at sports. Usually plays video games like BO4 for a living and never gets out of the room and who is also lazy
Joksan by Dog20031234 February 18, 2019
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026