The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

Toe Joe by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

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JoeToe

A white guy/girl version of the spanish slang word meaning gay.

Guy: "what did you do that for!!!?"
Guy2: "what? what??? do what?"
Guy: "you stupid JoeToe! You didn't check the room!!!"
Guy2: "yah?! well you DIDN'T even have your door unlocked! who's the JoeToe now????!!!"

JoeToe by Mrs.SaucyPants-that's-me-bitch January 13, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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