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Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.
That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.
JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009

JoeTheIronCar 

The greatest youtuber to ever walk this land. He gobbles poone like no other.
What youtuber gobbles the most poone JoeTheIronCar.
JoeTheIronCar by Juice master69420 October 8, 2022
She is honest and will tell you like it is and only those that she truly cares about get the honesty with sugar coating. Once she wants something or someone, she’s like a bulldog…digs her teeth in until she gets what she wants or an answer as to why she can’t have it. She is adventurous and always looking to find new things to explore. She doesn’t want much out of life. Just enough money to be comfortable, a job that doesn’t bore her and a man that likes to explore with her. She has a brain that doesn’t shut down. She’s always good to keep a conversation going and really good at getting people to tell her the things they don’t share with others. She can be trusted to keep what she knows to herself and to know when not to ask.
"Hey you don't have to tell me what happend last night. It really isn't any of business, but just know I'm here for you". Joette said.
"No, I know I can trust you. First, he said....". Person who usually keeps to themselves.
Joette by crafty13 August 30, 2010

joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe 

Something you type super fast (on a computer) or say super fast (with your mouth) when you are bored need something to do.
Teacher: You finished your homework! Now you may sit quietly for an hour!
Student: JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE

Trader JoeHoe 

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.
They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!
Trader JoeHoe by hidekoeng December 14, 2008
A pet name given to the highly popular band 'The Jonas Brothers'
Although many people dislike this band for one reason or another, they be hella rich, so I am guessing they don't care.
But you can keep on dissing them all you want, you Wal-Mart employee, you.
1. Maria Rosa, the slota, got tickets to go to the Joehoez concert! What a sacapuntas.

2. My friend Leona is ugly and I hate her, mostly because she snagged a pair of the Joehoez's underwear. Unfortunately, they were clean.
Joehoez by H*ck Yeah February 16, 2009
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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