jizz biscuits 

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

jizz biscuits by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

holy jizz biscuits by lolicakes September 30, 2010

jizz biscuit 

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.

James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.

jizz biscuit by TonyM June 24, 2005

jizz biscuit 

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

jizz biscuit by waldo December 4, 2003

jizz biscuit 

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.

Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.

jizz biscuit by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

jizz biscuit 

What your mom eats every morning

jizz biscuit by Christy February 12, 2003

jizz biscuit 

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

jizz biscuit by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021