Jesus Can
Jesus Can by McCofferton III December 7, 2010
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land
I stole this from Bo burnham
Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song
Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary
Me: what a lit song
Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019
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I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".
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Jesus cant spell
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pickled Jesus candles
Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
pickled Jesus candles by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
guns and Jesus candidate
An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.
It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.
guns and Jesus candidate by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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