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jesos

jesos, that is a sick name for a cult leader
by Benolenoleno October 4, 2020
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JesOs

JesOS -- The original JesOS operating system. JesOS 2.0 has been promised for 2000 years now but remains vaporware, so many variants of JesOS have been developed by JesOS enthusiasts in the mean time, resulting in a wide JesOS family.
Cathlo-JesOS Holysee 1.7.22 #4 Tue Oct 7 21:42:01 MDT 2003 i686 unknown unknown JesOS
by Rela October 22, 2003
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BEFFREY JESOS

BEFFREY JESOS cuz you sos
by sussymancooming February 9, 2022
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Jesomercial

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
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Jesse Sinn

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin
Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!
by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020
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Jessa Mae

She stands for her disposition. Won't turn her back on promises for the person she really cared for. An excellent cook! Goal-oriented, loving, caring and most of all she is everything I can ask for. I love her so dearly. JDA
I can see a Jessa Mae in you! Keep it up!
by BraVe_HeaRt27 June 7, 2021
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jesse palmer

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013
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