Jbomb

Jbombing is the end result of a fun game where many men masturbate together, and the first one to ejaculate gets the lucky choice of choosing whose face he wants to shoot his load on.

John was the first one to ejaculate so he chose to Jbomb all over Anthony's face.

Jbomb by FloridaThunder April 7, 2021

Jbomb

noun or adjective pronounced "Jay-Bomb".

defined as:
1. two faced habitual liar
2. an outcast; fuck up
3. that loves drama in excess

4. a mooch or leach that sucks so called friends dry of all that benefits themselves before moving on.
5. that falls in love, moves in and proposes marriage in record time.
6. completely unathletic and over weight, a mouth breather, and sympathetic crier.

That dude is such a jbomb.

OK...you're starting to act like a jbomb. Please stop...

Keep your distance; dude is a total jbomb.

Jbomb by tom Fullery October 18, 2014

JBomb

The biggest FaggEt known to man, should just hide under a large building and shat on daily

If I think someone is a loser I refer to them as a Jbomb or pieceofpoo (JBequivelent), then I punch them immediately

JBomb by HugestoDickuso6969696969 October 28, 2020

JBomb

During male masturbation the penis is bent so it resembles a J and the ejaculate is propelled towards the man’s face

I had to start wearing sunglasses all the time for protection from a Jbomb

JBomb by Preston McCaliber April 16, 2021

Jbomb

A water balloon that is filled with jizz, then left to freeze for a while, when frozen the ballons are taken off and then j bombs can be used to throw at house windows, like egging.

Dude did you see your grandmas house last night? Her house was like Hiroshima after she got dropped with all the Jbombs.

Jbomb by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014

Jbomb

A tall blonde man with beautiful hair and a certified badass Instagram.

“Is that jbomb?”

Jbomb by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018

Joomby 

Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.

Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.

Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018