Definitions by GuidetoDouche

Thick Milk 

A carton of milk that someone has ejaculated in.

Son: Hey Mom, have a sip of this.
Mom: Woah! Thats some thick milk!

Thick Milk by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014

Jbomb

A water balloon that is filled with jizz, then left to freeze for a while, when frozen the ballons are taken off and then j bombs can be used to throw at house windows, like egging.

Dude did you see your grandmas house last night? Her house was like Hiroshima after she got dropped with all the Jbombs.

Jbomb by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014

Perfect Bra 

When a women gets ejaculated over her tits in a bra shape so that when it dries it is a perfect fitting bra.

Rebecca: How does Melissa run so fast without being uncomfortable.
Sarah: I heard her boyfriend got her a Perfect Bra.

Perfect Bra by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014

Plugged up 

When a girl takes 3 dicks in her mouth, 2 in her pussy, and 1 in her anus simultaneously.

Bob: Hey dude, you see that girl over there?
John: Yeah
Bob: She was was all Plugged up when i got there.

Plugged up by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014