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Jandro
A highly illegal substance that has the same consistancy as cat shit but when smoked gets you higher than balls. Tastes somewhat like asian food and causes you to have the feeling of walking sideways down a set of stairs. If you smoke this you will live 4 years longer.
My friend Nick smoked some Jandro and he ran around my apartment naked and crying.
"Hey dude are you smokin on dat Jandro?"
-Everyone
"Hey dude are you smokin on dat Jandro?"
-Everyone
Jandro by lolwhatsupmom November 14, 2013
Jandro
Miracles boyfriend so who ever likes him or thinks he's cute, back off. I do agree with you though, he is one sexy man
Jandro by totally not miracle November 28, 2021
Boom like jandro
Boom like jandro by Jally_go_boom July 25, 2019
Janerose
The most perfect baby u could ever meet, she has amazing style and will always make your day, she is very enthusiastic, and encouraging, she won't give up at any given time, no matter the consequences, she will talk to you as most as possible, she always puts you before herself, and can lighten up a room with her amazingly significant smile, she has perfect hair, an amazing body, and flawless eyes. She is the most attractive, sexy, hottest, most beautiful girl alive.
Janerose by Oluwafifumi July 18, 2019
Jandrew
When you’re sitting in jeans and they make it appear as if you have a boner. Can happen to both males and females.
Jandrew by JandrewCreator November 18, 2018
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jankrowville by Steve February 17, 2004
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.