Jaktard:noun:A person of extreme idiodicy, whos initals are J.A.K.
"Jaktard" was created by me, as an alias. Apperentley people have been using it as a different meaning. I guess you could use it as a insult.

1.God jaktard is really acting retarded today
2.God damn jaktard, get the hell out of here!

jaktard by josh kossick February 23, 2008

Jakton

A really attractive guy who is not afraid to be himself around anyone. He is shy at first but once you get to know him its hard to get him to shut up! He's really athletic and has amazing eyes that will blow your mind and sexy abs. He can make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. He is fun, cute, talented, and extremely smart.Once you get to know him you fall in love with him right away. He is hard to be mad at! Even if he pisses you off just his smile will make you forget all about what he did. He has an amazing smile that can make your day. He is also really fit and has a great sense of style. He is very outgoing and when you hold his hand or hug or when your just around him you fall more and more in love with him! If you get the chance to date a Jakton dont turn him down or you'll regret it later.He is really strong, The girls love him to death, but they are really shy to tell him. The guys are jealous they just want him. All the guys want to not hang around them.He is really smart and handsome. All the ladies want to grind on him, but hes to shy to say yes or reply. He is a fighter, girls drool over Jakton. A Jakton is the most heart warming person ever! He’s super hot and he will never let you down. He is very sensitive though, never let go of someone named Jakton! He has a nice ass. He likes to be technical with information and facts. But dislikes being second, or being told he is wrong. He likes to succeed so never let go of a Jakton!!

Girl 1: "Wow!! Look over there!! It's Jakton!!"

Girl 2: "He is such a gentleman! His Girlfriend must be soooooo lucky to have him!!"

Girl 1: "Oooooh!! Look at that!! He just lifted up that preschooler onto the play ground!!"
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Person 1---"I wonder how I'm ever going to solve this problem..."
Person 2-- -"I know, go ask Jakton, he is good at solving things!"

Jakton by jakton November 22, 2021

jaktion figures

The proper term for playing with soyjak characters on the internet.

"THEY'RE JAKTION FIGURES! NOT DOLLJAKS!"

jaktion figures by guest456546 November 29, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026