Jack O Lantern
When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks
Jack O Lantern by TheRevered October 19, 2010
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jack-o-lantern
The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"
It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
jack-o-lantern by Jim August 21, 2004
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Jack-o-Lantern by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Jack-o-lantern by fundipper February 2, 2009
Jack O' Lantern
When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
Jack O' Lantern by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010
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An exquistite way to carve pumpkins during the halloween season. Many have elaborate designs. They bring wonder and fright to all who view them.
jack-o-lantern by lalalalalalallal May 1, 2006
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jack-o-lantern by Mercedes February 13, 2004
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